I have some seriously over-due zoo pictures. I went on July 7th. Oops! I worked from 11am-230am yesterday at Chateau, doubles are the bane of my existance. At least I made some tips and now I have enough to buy this dress I want from Urban Outfitters for Brock's party next Saturday. It's his 20th birthday party, and like any self-respecting gay man, he likes his parties to have a cohesive theme. Last year it was Heaven and Hell, the year before it was Black and White and now this year it's "The Prom You Wish You Had." So naturally, I plan on going completely solo, wearing a short dress and getting really drunk.















On the way to the Bronx Zoo!




"I'm poking it!"






Ahh, I love crocodiles.












In the kiddie zoo, owning the gopher area.












Recipe for awesome?












The Cerniglia sisters.


It's me! There are an alarming number of pictures of myself in this post.


My sister and I.








Oh god, I am lame.

















Oh heyyy.


You could be a part-time model.


Work it.














Best. Haha, I love this girl.
















Sam doesn't like monkeys because "they are too much like humans."


"Can't you just picture him sitting in a Starbucks right now? Creepy!"






Ketchup fiend.




My friends have decided that if I were an animal, I would be a lemur because they have big eyes that allow them to be extra creeptastic.






Stuff of nightmares.




Sad lion is sad and has many children.




Nope.


Sam Kelly.


YES. The bug carousel.


































I love the monorail!





I'll leave you with a picture two pictures my friend took of me and my friends because they make me laugh so hard every time I look at them.